Neighborhood Watch

I think everything is always about context, and honesty. While there is a proliferation of critics out there, and the studios likely would like to reign it in by deciding who gets to make it to the party in the first place, they are missing out on the fact that film has changed. The way we watch and access film has shifted, and the spread of critics doesn’t mean noise is winning all the time, it means that people often are able to find critics that speak to them. There’s something in finding yourself in a piece, or in someone … Continue reading Neighborhood Watch

Shadow Of The Wolf

There’s a film out there on video-on-demand, which thanks to Lionsgate, has audio description. I reviewed it a few weeks back on my YouTube channel, and it just isn’t an inspiring film to talk about. It is an Italian werewolf horror, and it is just interesting to think that as Jane Austen Wrecked My Life opens today, this random international title lucked into audio description. There’s a reason, and his name is Christopher lambert. there are quite a few low budget films being pushed out at Lionsgate with actors who are big names, but don’t star in the films they … Continue reading Shadow Of The Wolf

Deaf President Now

Sometimes I feel the weight of the world on my shoulders. Often, actually, as the lack of blind film critics means that my experiment could either lead to more of me, and inspire others to pursue representation in the field, or studios could have an immediate and negative reaction to my existence. for example, can an extremely niche critic like myself have a place on the Tomatometer when the overwhelming majority of people who seek a score do not use the accessibility I need, or people like me? I am acutely aware that while there are critics circles and guilds … Continue reading Deaf President Now

Fuck, Marry, Kill

Yes, technically the title is bleeped, but what do you think the word could be? Four letters, begins with F? Ford? Flop? Foot? From? Only one actually makes sense if you’ve ever had the pleasure (or displeasure) of being stuck in the game of Fuck, Marry, kill. The game usually is three names, and you have to fuck one, marry another, and kill the remainder. It is kind of a very violent twist, as it isn’t just like the one you don’t pick gets to go play some pickleball or whatever else losers do, it is a commitment to murder … Continue reading Fuck, Marry, Kill

The Ruse

Who doesn’t love a good mystery with a twist? 2025 should be the year of The Ruse. We’re in peak true crime, with podcasts on this topic still trending, and continuing to often translate into films or series. 20/20, which once was a newsmagazine at least somewhat comparable to 60 Minutes seems now determined to inundate you with scintillating crimes just redy to spark your inner Jessica Fletcher. We thrive on solving crimes, which is why we have so many shows that all feel like a mystery of the week, from Elzabeth to Will Trent, Tracker to Poker Face, someone … Continue reading The Ruse

Black Bag

The second Steven Soderbergh film of the year, Black Bag centers in the world of espionage and deceit. Who can be trusted? Can the person you share your bed with be trusted, and if so, how far would you go to preserve your own life? Those are the big picture topics at the center of Black Bag, which utilizes heavy hitters like Oscar nominees Michael Fassbender and Cate Blanchett, alongside some talent seemingly on the right track for that same status. Marisa Abela is a standout, and it is worth mentioning that somehow Pierce Brosnan still has yet to be … Continue reading Black Bag

Fog of War

I’ve watched a disappointing amount of mediocre titles this year being pushed out magicallly with audio description, despite several titles that gained some acclaim and theatrical release still not making room for accessibility.Thus, we must now discuss Fog of War, because there’s audio description available for this title. I’m so glad that the critically acclaimed Eephus couldn’t find audio description, or The Ugly Stepsister, but we’ve got audio description on this WWII paranoia epic. Jake Abel plays a man who returns from war, and is sent on a mission to accompany his new wife (Brianna Hildebrand) to her parents estate … Continue reading Fog of War

Picture This

Simone Ashley, who proved she was a rising star in Season 2 of Bridgerton, stars in an Amazon romantic comedy with tons of culture and representation, but perhaps not as much humor and charm to properly support Ashley. The film centers around an unmarried woman, for reasons truly unbeknownst to me, makes a bargain with her close family and friends that each one of them can set her up on a blind date, and afterward, she will marry one of them. So, we have to traverse a series of predictably bad dates before Ashley has a self awareness moment about … Continue reading Picture This

Heart Eyes

A lot changed for me when I went from being able to see, to not, and while it is one of the less impactful truths about who I am now, I’ve seen way more horror films than I used to. I’ve even gone back and watched films I was avoiding for various reasons, like too much gore, or jump scare bonanza’s. I have had brand new appreciation for a genre that I pretty much limited to teen slashers, and horror comedies. Even before losing my sight, I loved a good horror comedy, with films like Tucker and dale Vs Evil, … Continue reading Heart Eyes

The Nighttime World

Lionsgate is pretty good about making audio description for their releases, but they aren’t necessarily as reliable when it comes to making good films. Last year, they bet everything on a duo that bombed at the box office and ended up hated by critics and audiences with borderlands and The crow. They were also responsible, technically, for letting Magalopolis onto the world. However, when it came time to release a trio of underfunded and poorly marketed dramas during awards season, they had nothing to give White Bird, Small Things Like These, or The Return. All three smacked into the wall … Continue reading The Nighttime World

Flight Risk

This is kind of a terrible film. it just is, on so many levels, and none of them have to do with the politics around director Mel Gibson. it’s impossible, truly, to look at this film, and watch Braveheart, and somehow think that Mel Gibson is directing anywhere near the competency level he had. Even The passion Of The Christ and Apocalypto are better made films than this. Flight Risk feels like a film that Renny Harlin might have made to try and revive his career. This film definitely has audio description, and I’d recommend it for all the odd … Continue reading Flight Risk

Kinda Pregnant

Amy Schumer is a talented comic. i remember her from all the way back during her Last Comic Standing phase.She seems either deeply unable to match herself to meaningful projects, or no one knows how to write or direct for her. She had a really strong hit in Trainwreck, which made us all believe she could anchor her own films and become the next big female lead in comedy, but that goodwill has been squandered several times. Now, she’s trapped in a Happy Madison production, and is dragging Will Forte and Damon Wayans jr along for the ride. Amy Schumer … Continue reading Kinda Pregnant

Going In Blind: Change Not Charity and Liza: A Truly Terrific Absolutely True Story

As I catch up on reviews,I’m actually glad I hadn’t gotten to these two documentaries yet. I woke up this morning to find out that President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has decided to defund NPR and PBS.Apparently, they are getting too political for his taste. Really? PBS is getting political? When? During Antiques Roadshow? Nova? All Creatures Great And Small? Does he just not like things he doesn’t understand? The two films I name checked above I watched both through the PBS app, which does not require a subscription, and supports audio description. Talk about serving the public good. … Continue reading Going In Blind: Change Not Charity and Liza: A Truly Terrific Absolutely True Story

Thunderbolts*

I would easily claim to self-identify as a comic book nerd, especially when it comes to Marvel. As a kid, which is likely when a lot of people fall in love with comics, I had the time to invest in a lot of these heroes. Granted,there was always a tier, with X-Men and their various spinoffs being at the top, but followed by basically every other Marvel hero to some extent that existed in the 90’s. I remember having Spider-Man comics, Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, and even I think I got a Loki one. But, somehow, the gaggle of heroes … Continue reading Thunderbolts*

Delicious

Netflix is constantly importing their international content for American audiences, and they seem to pick and choose what gets audio description and what doesn’t, even if the film has no profile other than the one Netflix is giving it. This is true of the repulsive delicious, a film misguided on every level, that revels in its sadistic intentions, and ultimately fails to even deliver on that promise. It may claim to be one of the more shocking films you could watch, but having seen films like Bones And All, I’d beg to differ. Delicious is basically about a family that … Continue reading Delicious