Child Star

Demi Lovato’s directorial debut follows a few looks at child stardom this year, namely the buzzy docuseries Quiet on set, but also Andrew McCarthy’s Bratz, and even Gary, which took an expansive look at child star Gary Coleman. Lobato has made a lot of friends along the way, and she gets to do a little of what Quiet On set and Brats did, which is sit down with these major players and discuss what went wrong, or what went right. She also blends this with her own story, so it ends up being half a Demi Lovato story. I can … Continue reading Child Star

Stress Positions

It certainly has A24 vibes. This indie landed on Hulu, surprisingly with audio description from neon, the studio with the most “A24 vibes”. It’s a pandemic comedy about a gay man who takes in his male model cousin during the pandemic while the young man heals from a scooter accident. Of course, this sets all the friends around him into their own levels of “OMG you’re living with a male model?” In addition to making his ex curious about this model. To make things funnier, our lead is also really vigilant about contamination during the pandemic, and is trying to … Continue reading Stress Positions

His Three Daughters

This is one of Netflix’s lower priority Oscar contenders. You can tell, because the release date for this is shit. Plus, they have the already anointed Emilia Perez, which is considered by basically everyone to be a lock for nominations, as well as Maria (with potential nominee Angelina Jolie), and The Piano lesson (with likely nominee Danielle Detweiler). Their strongest contender here is the biggest reason to see the film, and instead of running all of the daughters in supporting, they ran natasha Lyonne in lead. Dammit. This is just a depressing film from start to finish. It feels like … Continue reading His Three Daughters

Babes

When I think about what the funniest comedy of the year is, if I set apart Deadpool and wolverine for not technically being just a comedy, then Babes has the shot at being the best comedy of the year. There’s really no doubt in the how r why. Director Pamela Adlon had so much to say in her FX series Better Things that the idea that she would step behind the camera and have even more to say, seems like a no-brainer. Still, she has to rely on Ilana Glazer and Michelle Bhutto to do the heavy lifting. Luckily these … Continue reading Babes

Touch

I would say that being called a spiritual companion piece to Past lives is a compliment. Past Lives, for many, was the best film of last year, so they are not throwing that around lightly. This film about reconnecting after even more years apart has a very similar emotional resonance, but more importantly, it has audio description on peacock. Instead about being two friends in South Korea who are separated when one moves to America, only to be reunited thanks to social media years later, Touch centers around a Scandinavian youth who abandons college to work in a Japanese restaurant, … Continue reading Touch

Uglies

What a God awful idea for a film. Following in the money grabbing young adult trend that was the era of Hunger Games, Divergent, and The Maze Runner, someone wrote a film about a future where everyone gets to have plastic surgery at 16 to make them perfect. Then, their problems are solved. Everyone under 16 is a child. Oh, sorry, I read that wrong. Everyone under 16 is one of the “Uglies”. You know, a regular person just living their life? Joey King is in this for some reason, despite being 25 years old. It’s almost like mcg made … Continue reading Uglies

French Girl

Zach Braff has a new movie, and MGM Plus had it with audio description. In this film, he plays an English teacher who is very into Shakespeare, and has a Canadian girlfriend currently living with him in the states. She’s a professional chef, and the opportunity of a lifetime for her is presented, but is back in Canada where her family is, and where the job might be. So, not wanting to lose his girlfriend, Braff follows her to Canada, tries to impress her family, and fight off competition from her potential boss, who is actually an ex-girlfriend of his … Continue reading French Girl

10,000 Leagues Under The Sea/ Bowfinger/ A Civil Action/Fight Club Anniversaries

One of the quickest ways for me to get to an even point in my reviews is to acknowledge a handful of releases that I’ve seen recently that are celebrating an Anniversary this year. So, first up is the only one in this group that was my first viewing, the 70th Anniversary of Disneys live action adaptation of 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea. Starring a few Hollywood legends, notably Kirk Douglas (who has to serenade a seal at one point), this film isn’t that far removed from a film I watched last year, The black hole. Though, those two films … Continue reading 10,000 Leagues Under The Sea/ Bowfinger/ A Civil Action/Fight Club Anniversaries

Rebel Ridge

There are plenty of movies about outsiders visiting a small town and things not working out as expected.It is a pretty safe genre, as a lot of people assume small towns are somehow inherently shady after being gaslit by this trope for years. So, here comes Rebel Ridge, where Aaron Pierre (the new voice of Mufasa) heads to a small town to bail out his brother, only to find corrupt cops that steal his bail money.Along for the ride are Don Johnson as the sheriff, AnnaSophia Robb still looking for Winn Dixie, and James Cromwell playing someone still alive. The … Continue reading Rebel Ridge

The Fabulous Four

Hollywood. We need to talk. We have never had more content than we have right now. We have our major theatrical releases, we have indie films, we have streaming movies, we have fantastic limited series, we’ve got big name talent starring in TV shows, and yet we cannot find good films or television projects for women of a certain age. Jane Fonda and lily Tomlin at least had Grace and Frankie for a while, but the bulk of Diane Keaton’s work over the last few years is clinically depressing. One of the best actresses of her generation can’t get out … Continue reading The Fabulous Four

The Boy and the Heron

Without crushing the integrity of my review, and somehow not coming across as a believable fan of Hayao Miyazaki, I should mention that I’m not a completionist. There is at least one Miyazaki movie out there I still have not seen. There are also a few I own on physical media. My favorite headed into this is still Spirited Away, not because I’m a basic bitch, but because it is an excellent work of art. It wasn’t my first Miyazaki experience, but it has been really hard to beat. So, when he announces a new film, when everyone thinks he’s … Continue reading The Boy and the Heron

Daughters

I do like activist style documentaries, the ones with a perspective that there is a cause they are trying to bring to light. Often, these can stumble a bit on their way to the final stage when in the editing bay footage is chosen or not chosen based on the overall central idea that the thing the documentary is about is more important than the film itself. Sometimes, these end up working, because they’ve shown show much footage, it is almost impossible to imagine that there is another side, or anything could be creatively edited. Take ‘The cove’ for example, … Continue reading Daughters

Incoming

And people say comedy is dead. Well, they haven’t seen Netflix’s latest teen comedy about some high school freshmen looking to par-tay. The hyphenated version is absolutely necessary by the way. In this latest high school romp, three pretty average dudes (because, we don’t really do nerds and geeks anymore), find themselves in the middle of a total rager. Not really, but, a 2024 version of a rager. It’s like if Project X had a version that was Pg-13. There’s nothing here you haven’t really seen before. Crude jokes, usual teen behavior, but all representative of this current Gen Alpha … Continue reading Incoming

Double Jeopardy: 25th Anniversary

I can’t wait till the day someone uses this film as a real world defense. Although, those circumstances are so specific. You’d have ton be convicted of murdering someone not dead, and then find that person who has been off the grid all those years, and then kill them to challenge the idea that this film is nonsense. But, I think that is what makes the film so damn entertaining, is that we can root for Ashley Judd. Very few films outside the horror genre have someone who you hope will succeed in their quest to kill. Often, there’s some … Continue reading Double Jeopardy: 25th Anniversary

National Anthem

What a rare opportunity. I remember when I joined GALECA this year, the LGBTQ+ critics organization, I mentioned that I rarely get to touch on representation in film from the gay perspective, because there is such a deficit in accessibility for blind and low vision movie watchers. I get lucky from time to time, and we have a character in a film worth mentioning, or an out actor, or even an LGBTQ film. In June, i specifically targeted certain films that also had audio description for pride month. but this? This is a queer rodeo movie. That is what it … Continue reading National Anthem