If you need me, I’ll be in my kitchen eating all of my ice cream.

In what is heartbreaking news for me, one of the biggest fans of Happy Endings, USA has decided not to pick up the sitcom, citing low ratings as a reason. The rabid fanbase is pushing Sony to help find it a new home, perhaps on Amazon, which just ordered two new comedies.

This is totally not ah-mah-zing news.