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Christmas Eve At Miller’s Point

John Stark

Christmas Eve In Miller’s Point- Feels Like If IFC Started Making Christmas Movies Quick Take: I’ve actually seen this movie twice. And I’m just now getting around to putting those thoughts here. Originally, I was given a screener that did not have audio description, and later, i watched it with audio description, because I’d rather put out a review reflecting the actual worth of a movie, and not the lack of accessibility for that film. this Christmas movie feels like the most indie Christmas film. There really isn’t a lead character, or even an obvious plot. It just is a … Continue reading Christmas Eve At Miller’s Point

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Time Passages

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Time Passages (2025)- A personal Documentary Unpacking Things Left Unsaid Before Time Runs Out I remember as a kid growing up, my dad had purchased a camcorder for all those special occasions. Of course, everyone just uses their phones now, but I had a bulky camcorder that took a full VHS tape in the side of it. No mini-cassettes, and this was before digital was ever a thing. I have no idea what happened to all the recordings of me as a child, or my family. As a blind person, those videos now seem more precious because they offer audio, … Continue reading Time Passages

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Sebastian

John Stark

Sebastian- They Do Always Say Write What You Know Quick Take- Here’s an under the radar film from 2024 that has audio description, the queer drama Sebastian. The film centers around a young man who is looking to impress as a writer, and takes the assignment too seriously. He decides to write about sex workers, and then becomes one himself, using his own experiences to fuel his novel. Of course, there are complications, and backlash, but this film is pretty surface level, and isn’t really looking on tearing down the privilege of Sebastian, and instead any consequence he faces is … Continue reading Sebastian

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Saturday Night

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Saturday Night- Live From New York It’s 1975! Quick Take: Jason Reitman’s fast paced ensemble comedy didn’t quite land with audiences, though it landed on a lot of Top 10 lists. It became an underdog, which is kind of poignant, because it is based on a show that was an underdog. Saturday Night Live was set to fail, just a dalliance that was used to leverage against Johnny Carson and Tonight Show reruns on that night. The Not Ready For Primetime Players were an amalgamation of mostly future household names, but relatively unknown at the time. And a young Lorne … Continue reading Saturday Night

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Carry On

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Carry On (Netflix)- Taron Egerton And Jason Bateman Die Hard For The Holidays Quick Take: Every year there are a few Netflix titles that end up being worthy, that aren’t just festival pickups or Oscar bait. This past year, Carry On is one of a handful of Netflix originals I’d watch again. It didn’t reinvent the genre, by any means, but it plays to its strengths, and creates a solid action movie for the holidays. the strength lies in this back and forth between the mysterious baddie played devilishly well by Jason Bateman, and our intrepid hero, played with eagerness … Continue reading Carry On

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The Old Oak

John Stark

The Old Oak- Nominated Last Year By The BAFTA’s For Best Picture Quick Take: In the recent tradition of me mentioning a few under the radar films I was offered screeners for, that really seemed like solid films, is the BAFTA nominated The Old Oak, from director Ken Loach. I was really hoping to find a UK audio description track for this. It gained sadly no attention here in the states, but this film about a bar, its owners, refugees, xenophobia, and changing hearts and minds seemed like the kind of thing that would be right up my alley. If … Continue reading The Old Oak

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In The Summers

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In The Summers- A Bilingual Coming Of Age Tale Quick Take: joining nowhere Special and The People’s Joker as films I would love to watch again with audio description is this queer coming of age drama, which has different actresses playing the girls as they grow up. one, is dealing with her sexuality, and dad seems not too pleased. The relationship is clearly strained. i had a hard time following this all the way, not just because of the lack of audio description, but it is also bilingual. While it is set in America, it features enough Spanish to make … Continue reading In The Summers

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It Ends With us

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It Ends With Us- Blake Lively Makes The Most Out Of This Quick Take: this film has been in the news a bit after Blake Lively came forward about her co-star/director’s bad behavior. Even when I saw this, which does have audio description, I thought he was the weak link on pretty much every front. He’s not a great director, nor a scene partner for Lively. She steals a mediocre film, and makes it better. Lively has chosen some really solid roles since exiting Gossip Girl, most notably A Simple Favor and The Town, but this is another reminder that … Continue reading It Ends With us

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Nowhere Special

John Stark

Nowhere Special- Bring The Tissues, This Will Destroy You Quick Take: I’m compiling a list of the films from 2024 that I most want to see again should they acquire audio description, and this UK import is definitely on that list. It just doesn’t have enough dialogue for me to recommend the film without audio description, but if you are among those who don’t need accessibility, this is a heartbreaker of a film that has fallen totally under the radar. James Norton plays a single father who is given some terrible news. he doesn’t have a lot of time left, … Continue reading Nowhere Special

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Tango And Cash: 35th Anniversary

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Tango And Cash: 35th Anniversary- Sylvester Stallone + Kurt Russell = Lethal Weapons Quick Take: The 80’s knew how to make fun action films. We’ve confused many of them with being technically proficient, or film classics, but truthfully is there a difference between a fil that seems to have achieved a high level of filmmaking, or a film that achieved a high level of entertainment value, and has proven rewatchable as a result? Lethal Weapon and Beverly Hills Cop certainly come to mind, but the 80’s was full of fun buddy cop movies, including Tango And Cash. This Sylvester Stallone … Continue reading Tango And Cash: 35th Anniversary

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Vermiglio

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Vermiglio- Golden Globe Nominee For Best International Feature Quick Take: And yet, another International Oscar hopeful that bit the dust. It did manage a golden Globe nomination, but this Italian film missed out on the Oscars. It lacks audio description, so unless you are fluent in Italian, I don’t foresee this being your thing. However, I’ll always dive back in if somehow this gained audio description in English along the way. it technically qualifies as LGBTQ, but the main story is not. I’d explain it, but my knowledge of the film is all second hand. My experience sitting through this … Continue reading Vermiglio

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Flow

John Stark

Flow- A Blind Film Critic Reviews A Silent Animated Film With No Accessibility Quick Take: Yes, I was provided a screener for the Golden Globe winner for Animated Feature. no, despite being nominated for two Academy Awards, and the most obvious film to require audio description of the year, it has no known audio description. this is a cash and awards grab. This is already on VOD. It flew through theatres, like it has some rapid half-life to make the most money it can, before people go back to celebrating The Wild Robot. Yes, I listened to this movie. I … Continue reading Flow

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The Room Next Door

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The Room Next Door- Pedro Almodovar’s English Language Feature Debut Quick Take: this was a screener from Sony Pictures Classics, and it lacked audio description. The film does have audio description, and I plan on reviewing it again when it eventually lands on Netflix, where Sony movies go eventually. This is just a few initial thoughts, in case I don’t come back around. Pedro Almodovar’s English language debut has been pushed as being not as good as his best work. Almodovar has such a long list of iconic Spanish language films that it is hard to say this, or any … Continue reading The Room Next Door

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Piece By Piece

John Stark

Piece By Piece- Pharrell Plays With LEGO’s quick Take: Piece by piece, brick by brick, putting it together. Sorry, my Sondheim got away from me. I managed to catch this Pharrell Williams documentary back during the consideration frame, but I think most people weren’t grabbed by the gimmick, and left it alone. The film is a documentary, but is shot using LEGO’s, so everyone appears as a LEGO figure. At the heart, it is a celebration of Pharrell and his music, but done in such a way that if he ever got a parking ticket you wouldn’t know. There’s so … Continue reading Piece By Piece

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Quality Check: Your Monster

John Stark

Welcome back to another Quality check. To avoid potentially landing the same audio description team as before, I’m jumping into Your Monster, which I literally know nothing about. The only thing I just learned, because I just checked iMDB to make sure it was Your and not You’re, is that it stars Melissa Barrera, seen earlier in 2024 in Abigail. You know how this goes, it’s gonna be a long post, and less of a review of the film than a stream of consciousness as I react to the audio description. I’m assuming this is a horror title, but I’m … Continue reading Quality Check: Your Monster