Cheaper By The Dozen (Youtube Review)
My review of the newest remake of Cheaper By the Dozen, starring Gabrielle Union and Zach Braff. youtube.com/watch Continue reading Cheaper By The Dozen (Youtube Review)
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The Batman
Starring: Robert Pattinson, Zoey Kravitz, Paul Dano, Jeffrey Wright, Colin Farrell, John Tuturro, Andy Serkis, and Peter Sarsgaard. Directed By: Matt Reeves Where I Watched it: HBO MAX English Audio Description Available?: Yes Narrated By: Jedidiah Barton The Plot: In his second year as a masked vigilante, Bruce Wayne (Pattinson) is struggling to clean up your rather run of the mill gang members, street thugs, and drug dealers. But, when a new serial killer presents himself, leaving riddles behind at his crime scene, Bruce finds himself struggling with the kind of vengeance he always imagined for himself, with the truths … Continue reading The Batman
The Terminator
Starring: Linda Hamilton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Michael Biehn, Lance Henriksen, Paul Winfield, and Bill Paxton! Directed By: James Cameron Where i Watched It: Amazon English Audio Description Available?: Yes The plot: This is where it all begins. The film that started it all. A man and his vision. A dream. To find the perfect catchphrase. “I’ll Be Back”. I’d like to think that someone out there doesn’t know what a Terminator is, the existence of this film, has never heard of SkyNet, or John Connor, but I just believe you know this is the birth of the franchise that launched everything … Continue reading The Terminator
The Forever Purge
Starring: Did you come to this film for the cast? Really? Directed By: Someone who was really excited to cut their teeth on a Purge sequel. Where I Watched it: HBO MAX English Audio Description Available?: Yes Description provided By: The media Access group Narrated By: Adrienne Bardeau The Plot: A group of anthropomorphic moths must fight for survival against the deforestation of thei magical forest that gives them unusual abilities. But when a cat arrives from outer space, the logging crew finds themselves pitted against a foe they never saw coming. What Works: It’s a purge film. If you … Continue reading The Forever Purge
Choose or Die
Starring: Iola Evans, Asa Butterfield, Robert England, Angela Griffin, Ryan Gage, and Eddie Marsan. Directed By: Toby Meekins Where i Watched it: Netflix English Audio Description Available?: Yes Description Provided By: Deluxe Narration By: Ushwin Peffie Narrated By William Michael Redmond The Plot: An old school 80s 8-bit video game, apparently possessed by some form of evil, wreaks havoc on those who in 2022 still play 8-bit computer games. So, naturally our protagonist is a coder, who knows a lot about computers. As soon as she makes the choice to play, every successive choice has horrifying real world consequences. What … Continue reading Choose or Die
Rescued By Ruby (Youtube Review)
youtube.com/watch Here’s a look at a film I don’t recommend. It’s just not a well made movie. It has a teleporting dog that might also be telepathic, and it doesn’t really seem to know what it wants to be other than attempting to be picked up by the Hallmark channel. But even they said no, so it’s on Netflix. Continue reading Rescued By Ruby (Youtube Review)
Jackass Forever (Youtube Review)
youtube.com/watch I had a very different experience with this franchise now that I can no longer see these intentionally gross out sequences. Does it translate for a blind audience? Watch and find out. Continue reading Jackass Forever (Youtube Review)
The Sixth Sense
Starring: Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment, Toni Collette, Olivia Williams, and Donnie Wahlberg. Directed By: M Night Shyamalan Where I Watched It: Amazon English Audio Description Available?: Yes Description Provided By: Descriptive Video Service Description Written By: Alice Austin Narrated By: Peter Hayden The Plot: Sent from another planet to eradicate all forms of human life, a young space child (Haley Joel Osment) is forced to use his Sixth Sense of telepathy in order to communicate as he was born without the power of speech. All of that changes when he meets Bobo (voiced by Bruce Willis), a talking Giraffe … Continue reading The Sixth Sense
Windfall (Youtube Review)
A review of the Jason Segal/Jesse Plemons/Lily Collins film Windfall. In case you want to listen to my voice reviewing a film instead of your screen reader. youtube.com/watch Continue reading Windfall (Youtube Review)
The Weekend Away (Youtube Review)
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Spider-Man: No Way Home (Youtube Review)
youtube.com/watch My YouTube dialogue on the greatness of Spider-Man No Way Home, but also the incredibly confusing audio description. Pick a distinctive way to call each Spider-Man that makes sense and stick with it. Continue reading Spider-Man: No Way Home (Youtube Review)
Jay and Silent Bob Reboot
Starring: Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith. And a ton of cameos ranging from The Comic Book Men, The Cast Of Clerks, Ben Affleck, Joey Lauren Adams, Shannon Elizabeth, all the way to Chris Hemsworth, Tommy Chong, and a very special guest at the end. Directed By: Kevin Smith Where i Watched It: Amazon English Audio Description Available?: Yes Narrated By: A Robot Description Provided By: A company that didn’t want to be associated with its own audio description, so it didn’t bother to attach itself in the credits. The plot: It’s been a while since we last enjoyed the adventures … Continue reading Jay and Silent Bob Reboot
Licorice Pizza (Youtube Review)
youtube.com/watch A little way to see me talk about Paul Thomas Anderson’s latest. Continue reading Licorice Pizza (Youtube Review)
Deep water (Youtube Review)
youtube.com/watch A video look at Deep Water for something a little different. Still one of the films I liked more than most this year. Continue reading Deep water (Youtube Review)
Scream (2022)(Youtube Review)
youtube.com/watch This review is two in one. i start with a spoiler free talk, then talk about some plot holes in a spoiler section after having given the grade. Continue reading Scream (2022)(Youtube Review)
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