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The Invisible Raptor

John Stark

The Invisible Raptor- Did This Indie Horror Comedy Spare No Expense? Quick Take: I do wish this one had audio description. It is a horror comedy that really is paying heavy tribute to Jurassic Park. I’ve since been made aware of some visual cues that lean even more into this idea. But, yes, it is a movie about an invisible raptor. it is silly. It features absolutely nonsensical moments. It feels schlocky at times, but also spot on. I look at this, and then films like Winnie The Pooh: Blood And Honey and The Mouse Trap, and I think of … Continue reading The Invisible Raptor

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Stop Motion

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Stop Motion- A Horror Spin On The Painstaking Filmmaking Technique Quick Take: Shudder outdid themselves on several of their titles this year, producing some really interesting original fare. They even sponsored some international offerings vying for the International Oscar. Stop Motion is a great idea, that stumbles in the execution. It isn’t particularly surprising, and theres too much of a sense of predictability. There could have been so much more inventiveness with regard to the use of the art of Stop Motion, but it treads more into a psychological thriller, with a protagonist descending into madness. it certainly isn’t the … Continue reading Stop Motion

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Uncle Buck: 35th Anniversary

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Uncle Buck: 35th Anniversary- john Candy Is Still One Of The Greats Quick Take: A John Hughes classic. Back in September, when I first watched this with audio description, it was fun getting to enjoy John Candy again. Of course, this movie also introduced us to Macaulay Culkin, and was the reason Hughes recommended him for Home Alone. But, it does feel like we had such a brief period with john Candy, a thoughtful comedian who likely would have gone on to pursue the same dramatic swings as robin Williams. I think we never truly got the best of Candy, … Continue reading Uncle Buck: 35th Anniversary

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The Turnaround

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The Turnaround (Netflix)- What If We Were Nice to Athletes During Their Slump? Quick Take: Even though Netflix couldn’t get this documentary short to the Oscars, it is still worth mentioning because it has audio description. I think it will resonate the most with fans who are aware of this team, and the centered athlete, but really anyone who roots for a team every single year understands that those are your players, whether you like it or not. And, a novel idea is shown, where instead of making them feel worse while already in a dark place. Jeering players on … Continue reading The Turnaround

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The Small Screen Diaries- 12/31/24

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Happy New Year! We can celebrate now that Hulu has added audio description to Night Bitch. Thanks Hulu for only making it a few days late, instead of weeks or months. It really is the little things in life. TV Shows Watched: Shrinking: S2E12 (Apple Plus) with audio description, La palma: S1E1 (Netflix) with audio description, Secret Level: S1E3 (Amazon) with audio description, Bookie: S2E2 (MAX) with audio description, Virgin River: S6E3 (Netflix) with audio description, The Sticky: S1E1 (Amazon) NO AUDIO DESCRIPTION, A Man On The Inside: S1E? (Netflix) with audio description, Happy’s Place: S1E? (Peacock) with audio description, … Continue reading The Small Screen Diaries- 12/31/24

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A Real Pain

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A Real Pain- Jesse Eisenberg and Kieran Culkin Are A Perfect Pairing Quick Take: This viewing was without audio description, as I was provided a screener for this title. Jesse Eisenberg wrote, directed, and stars in one of the best films of the year. It is such a simple film, and the second this year with this theme. eisenberg and Kieran Culkin play cousins who are finally getting around to taking a trip to Poland that their recently deceased Grandmother wanted them to take, so they can see where she grew up under Nazi occupation. Eisenberg and Culkin bounce off … Continue reading A Real Pain

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Doc Of Chucky

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Doc Of Chucky (AMC Plus)- Beware The Runtime Quick Take: As a fan of the Child’s Play franchise, I was interested in a movie that explored the legacy. This does not have audio description, and I wish it did. However, more than that, I wish it wasn’t nearly four hours long. My body was not ready. it wasn’t even a title I thought “This seems likely to be longer than either of the Avatar movies, or anything Martin Scorsese or Ridley Scott has made in the last 20 years.” And, when we broke the two hour mark, it was going … Continue reading Doc Of Chucky

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being John Malkovich: 25th Anniversary

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Being John Malkovich: 25th Anniversary- Step Right On Through This Door Quick Take: A quirky masterpiece. 1999 was such a strong year for film. An embarrassment of riches. It is so nice to know Spize Jonzes’s odd little comedy has audio description. It so totally needs it. From the floor with the lowered ceilings, to all the insanity of finding a door that leads you into the mind of John Malkovich, the amount of things that wouldn’t make sense without it is long. There is a scene where everyone looks like John Malkovich, facially, but it is all these different … Continue reading being John Malkovich: 25th Anniversary

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The Substance

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The Substance- I’ve Avoided It This Long….But It is Time Blindness is weird. Years ago, when I was sighted, I never could have made it through The Substance. I wasn’t a big gore fan, and this is one of the goriest films I’ve ever seen. But you’d be surprised what I can sit through now. I’ve seen so many films, which has really opened me up even more to the horror genre. Case in point, this year I finally tackled In The Mouth Of Madness. I watched In A Violent Nature. I have films in my top 25 that are … Continue reading The Substance

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The Small Screen Diaries- 12/30/24

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It’s the end of 2024 as we know it, until tomorrow, when I write about today. it is all very confusing, and I thank you all for being able to have the “Pacencia y Fe” to follow it all. TV Shows Watched: Squid Game: S2E3 (Netflix) with audio description, Laid: S1E5 (Peacock) with audio description, the Great north: S5E1 (Hulu) no audio description, La Machinaa: S1E6? (Hulu) with audio description, Pop Culture Jeopardy: S1E3 (Amazon) with audio description, and Landman: S1E3 (Paramount Plus) with audio description. Movies Watched: Dandelion (Apple Store) with audio description, The Seed Of the Sacred Fig … Continue reading The Small Screen Diaries- 12/30/24

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Cheetah: 35th Anniversary

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Cheetah: 35th Anniversary- Made The Same Year We Shrunk The Kids, Does This Hold Up? Quick Take: One of my favorite film YouTube channels, Breakfast All Day, occasionally revisits older movies, and does “Was it great, or were you 8?” I was not 8. Not yet. But this was definitely not great. Cheetah, which has this odd history of being adapted from another work, and essentially whitewashing it, did not hold up. It doesn’t even feel like it is in the same year as some of the other Disney titles. I already revisited Honey I Shrunk The Kids, also from … Continue reading Cheetah: 35th Anniversary

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Endurance

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Endurance (Disney Plus)- Restoring The Legacy Of Shackleton, His Ship, And The Original Footage Quick Take: A pretty cool use of film restoration, and it has audio description on Disney Plus. This documentary parallels Shackelton’s ill fated trip to Antarctica with a modern day crew searching for his lost ship, the Endurance, which is entombed in protected waters. Not only do we see the trials and tribulations of both, but Shackelton originally took a cameraman with him on his voyage. While this would have just been footage, it is still restored for a sighted audience, which takes time and consideration. … Continue reading Endurance

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Alien: Romulus

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Alien: Romulus- In Space, No One Can Hear Fede Alvarez Quick Take: I’ve seen all the Alien movies except one. I don’t want you to know which one, but in general, I’m informed. A lot has been said about Fede Alvarez’s take on the franchise, as some find it to be nostalgia bait, with him just retreading steps taken before. There’s actually a lot to dislike here, or pick apart. he has literally used generative AI to bring back Ian Holm for an actual performance, despite his death in 2020. I wonder if ian would have agreed to this. Sure, … Continue reading Alien: Romulus

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Parenthood: 35th Anniversary

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Parenthood: 35th Anniversary- Steve Martin, Dianne Wiest, Rick Moranis Quick Take: just a few days ago I mentioned the anniversary of Ron Howard’s The Paper. But Parenthood, that has a bit stronger footing in the test of time, due in large part to the NBC drama starring Craig T. Nelson, that created a new generation of fans, and made people look back on the Steve Martin film that started it all. That drama wasn’t the first attempt to turn this into a series, as there was a short lived version in the early 90’s. But, here we have a stellar … Continue reading Parenthood: 35th Anniversary

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No Other Land

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No Other Land- Likely Future Oscar Winner For Documentary Feature Quick Take: One of the most important films you could watch this year, if you are sighted. It has no audio description, and my wish is that like 20 Days In Mariupol, that we see audio description here at some point. It takes place in Gaza, and points out the dehumanization of the Palestinian people. The problem is, that the English in the film is selections from American news. But, the heart of this a filmmaker from Palestine teaming with a journalist from Israel, and they find common ground to … Continue reading No Other Land