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Night Bitch

John Stark

Night Bitch- Amy Adams is The Most Relatable Mother Of 2024 Quick Take: I’m really just catching up in order, and now that this is on Hulu, I was ready to skip my first thoughts, and wait till I get to my inevitable second look with audio description. However, Disney had other plans. They dropped Night Bitch on Hulu without giving a consideration to making sure the necessary audio description was also day and date. It is funny how many times this has happened, and Disney never really apologizes, or improves. And, yes, Hulu, Fox Searchlight, they are Disney brands. … Continue reading Night Bitch

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The Small Screen Diaries- 12/29/24

John Stark

Damn. Earth Abides is being billed as a limited series. I so want more. Not a lot of big premieres this week either, so get ready for the balls dropping on Tuesday night. TV Shows Watched: Earth Abides: S1E5 (MGM Plus) with audio description, What If: S3E8 (Disney Plus) with audio description, Ghosts: S4E8 (Paramount Plus) with audio description, The Agency: S1E7 (Paramount Plus) with audio description, Shrinking: S2E11 (Apple Plus) with audio description, SNL: Paul mescal (Peacock) with audio description, and The Lincoln Lawyerr: S3E10 (Netflix) with audio description. Movies Watched: Little Bites (Apple Store) with audio description, Amber … Continue reading The Small Screen Diaries- 12/29/24

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The Prince And Me: 20th Anniversary

John Stark

The Prince And Me: 20th Anniversary: Someday Your Prince Will Come? Quick Take: I did pull this one from Netflix, as I remember, and I’ve seen this a few times before. I do like Julia Stiles, more often than not, and this was a cute romantic comedy back in 2004. What is most impressive is how the plot, which involves a prince going to college in America and pretending he isn’t a prince, is simple. But, it is always in the execution, and Stiles makes sure to elevate this as much as possible. I’m not sure if this is truly … Continue reading The Prince And Me: 20th Anniversary

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Starring Jerry As himself

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Starring Jerry As Himself- A Slamdance Winner Shot In Florida! Filming In Florida!!! Quick Take: This was basically a must-see for me, as a member of the Critics Association Of central Florida. We have a category that spotlights movies made in Central Florida, and there were only two choices. This was one. It’s a slam dance winning documentary that blends a bit of fiction in with fact,but mostly focuses on the immigrant experience, namely on the filmmaker’s father. I’ll let you guess his name. no, this didn’t have audio description. the other choice was Suncoast, which was a film I … Continue reading Starring Jerry As himself

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Spellbound

John Stark

Spellbound (Netflix)- Can We Stop Asking Javier Bardem To Sing? Quick Take: I had a lot to say. For a movie with Alan Menken working on the music, I had high expectations. Rachel Ziegler is voicing the main princess in this fantastical land, where she has to babysit her parents who have literally turned into monsters. She’s been trying to hide them, but on her birthday, things go awry, and she has to set off with her parents to try and break the curse. There is one great song at the end, What About Me, but the rest feels like … Continue reading Spellbound

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Immortal Beloved: 30th Anniversary

John Stark

Immortal Beloved: 30th Anniversary- Gary Oldman’s Surprise Symphony Quick Take: As someone who spent quite a bit of time in music classes, I think its funny how frequently I was treated to Amadeus, but all I remember was being shown about 5 minutes of Immortal Beloved at one point. So, technically, this is my first watch, even though I have this image burned into my brain of Gary Oldman as Beethoven. And, even though this has audio description, Amadeus is far and away the better film. With these anniversary releases, I always ask… “Did this stand the test of time?” … Continue reading Immortal Beloved: 30th Anniversary

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Larger Than Life: Reign Of The Boy Bands

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Larger Than Life: Reign Of The Boy Bands (Paramount Plus)- Justice For LFO! Quick Take: This made me wish I had gotten into the docuseries Dirty pop, because trying to cram the entire boy band movement into a reasonable film runtime is apparently harder than it looks. Not only did I think they spent very little time on major groups like Boyz II Men, but they also just didn’t mention groups like All 4 One and LFO. I guess they didn’t like girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch. there’s quite a bit of time devoted to *NSYNC and Backstreet Boys, … Continue reading Larger Than Life: Reign Of The Boy Bands

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Maria

John Stark

Maria (Netflix) Could Angelina Jolie’s Grand Return Land Her An Oscar? Quick Take: When you hear “From the director of Jackie and Spencer”, the takeaway might be that you only remember the performances, and that is fair. Natalie Portman really swung for the accent in Jackie, and some people liked what Kristen Stewart did in Spencer. I’m not one of them. So, Pablo Lorraine is coming into Maria with a 50/50 shot of getting excellence from Angelina Jolie, and supporting her with a strong film. While I might have been mostly receptive to Maria, it seems as though many other … Continue reading Maria

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Quiz Show: 30th Anniversary

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Quiz Show: 30th Anniversary- Robert Redford’s Best Picture Nominee Is Still Fantastic Quick Take: As I am doing these anniversary releases, I’m realizing just how excellent some years were. 1994 brought us definitive classics like The Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, and Forrest Gump, but also adored auteur efforts like Leon: The Professional and The Crow, and blockbuster smashes like The Lion King and True Lies. But, Quiz Show deserves to be remembered as well. The absolutely excellent historical drama unpacks the real story of 21, one of the original TV Game Shows, and how the producers rigged the results, and … Continue reading Quiz Show: 30th Anniversary

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Bad Faith

John Stark

Bad Faith- A Documentary Exploring The Blending Of Politics And Faith Quick Take: This documentary will not be for everyone. That’s because it doesn’t have audio description. Also, some may not watch things that lean politically in the opposite direction, but this movie isn’t directly about He Who Shall Be Orange, but rather specifically through a net of people who all are upset with how their faith has become synonymous with politics as of late, and religious leaders using their platform to push political agendas contrary to their faith. So, in some ways, it does mention how the conservative movement … Continue reading Bad Faith

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The Small Screen Diaries- 12/28/24

John Stark

I forgot to mention, Hulu dropped Night Bitch on Friday without audio description. I’ve already seen it without audio description, as a screener was provided to me. I’m not clicking on this title daily, but they need to fix this recurring problem of day and dating audio description on launch. TV Shows Watched: Squid Game: S2E2 (Netflix) with audio description, What If: S3E7 (Disney Plus) with audio description, Secret Level: S1E2 (Amazon) with audio description, Cross: S1E7 (Amazon) with audio description, Bookie: S2E1 (MAX) with audio description, Are you Smarter Than A celebrity: S1E8 (Amazon) with audio description, Virgin River: … Continue reading The Small Screen Diaries- 12/28/24

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Conclave

John Stark

Conclave- Is This One Of The Best Of The Year? Just two years ago, a director I was unfamiliar with made my best film of 2022. I see tons of films, every year, but in 2022, nothing quite stuck with me like the harrowing All Quiet On The Western Front remake. Oscar voters agreed, as the movie received a Best Picture nomination, and won is several categories. It stands as one of Netflix’s best audio description tracks, and certainly as an example of why they should continue to embrace more audio description for international content. Cut two years ahead, and … Continue reading Conclave

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Catwoman: 20th Anniversary

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Catwoman: 20th Anniversary- Chalk It Up To Cat Scratch Fever Quick Take: We all have those movies that we know aren’t good, but there’s something entertaining about them. There is an entire YouTube channel devoted to these “So Bad It’s Good” types, Good Bad Flicks, which dives into these movies in depth on YouTube. As this disaster turned 20, I decided to revisit it one more time. It even had audio description. My reaction to that is that whoever wrote it, is obsessed with Benjamin Bratt’s abs. Everytime he’s shirtless, the narration has an erotic reaction to his upper torso. … Continue reading Catwoman: 20th Anniversary

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The Crow

John Stark

The Crow (2024)- Don’t Just Push Out remakes Unless You Have A Fresh perspective Quick Take: Thank God, Bill Skarsgard is also in Nosferatu this year. This is a career killer. This is one of the most incompetent efforts of the year, made by a director who likely will never be handed a budget higher than “we’re trying to get on Tubi” ever again. It is such a weird thing, to think that no one stopped at any point and notice how awful this film actually is. Lionsgate dropped some massive bombs in the second half, and this is by … Continue reading The Crow

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The paper: 30th Anniversary

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The Paper: 30th Anniversary- Michael Keaton, Glenn Close, Robert Duvall, Marisa Tomei Quick Take: Not my first time through Ron Howard’s The Paper, which feels like some alternate reality nowadays. Trying to get kids to accept that a film about newspaper journalism is full of actors who are mostly still alive (Yes, Robert Duvall is still kicking, but RIP Jason Robards), and they see in films all the time, and when this was made… it was not a historical period piece.This is not The Post, or even All The President’s Men. The Paper takes place in the year it was … Continue reading The paper: 30th Anniversary