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Lonely Planet

John Stark

Lonely Planet (Netflix)- Laura Dern Is Sucked Into The Netflix Paycheck Algorithm Laura Dern took the paycheck. She’s a great actress, an Oscar winner, so good for her to get one of the Netflix movies of the week reliant upon one or two big names. hell, Nicole Kidman anchored a movie and series for Netflix this year. So, why not Laura Dern? She even gets to have the much younger Liam Hemsworth as her co-star and love interest. However, considering this film still needs a plot, that is where we come up short. Dern plays an author who has come … Continue reading Lonely Planet

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The Small Screen Diaries- 11/28/24

John Stark

I hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving. Today is gonna get weird, but I actually left some stuff off of the previous Small Screen Diary. TV Shows I Forgot I Watched On Wednesday: Ted: S1E1 (MAX) with audio description (The Ted Turner series, not the bear), Elzabeth: S2E? (Paramount Plus) with audio description (a jewel heist thwarted) TV Shows Watched Yesterday: Cobra Kai: S6E8 (Netflix) with audio description, Before: S1E7 (Apple Plus) with audio description, Jurassic World: Chaos Theory: S2E7 (Netflix) with audio description, Lioness: S2E6 (Paramount Plus) with audio description, You Would Do It Too: S1E6 (Apple Plus) with … Continue reading The Small Screen Diaries- 11/28/24

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Don’t Move

John Stark

Don’t Move (Netflix)- A Spooky Season Review San Raimi jumped on as producer to help boost the profile of this horror/thriller. I can see why, from the stance that there’s certainly something there, but at the same time, the film does constantly overplay its hand. The plot of the movie revolves around a woman who meets up with a guy who is actually a serial killer, and he kidnaps her, with plans to do what I’m sure he’s done a dozen times before. He has injected her with a paralytic, but before the paralytic takes full effect, our final girl … Continue reading Don’t Move

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Sting

John Stark

Sting- A Spooky Season Review Are you afraid of spiders? Well, then Sting is for you! When you think about what a scary movie is supposed to do, then you realize you should watch things that scare you. Alien spiders? Sign me up. Thinking back to all those cheesy monster movies from back in the day where actors looked like they were acting in front of a large screen with some insect being blown up to extraordinary size, and Sting feels like how far we’ve come. I do nod my head to Eight Legged Freaks, and of course Arachnophobia, for … Continue reading Sting

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Carved

John Stark

Carved (Hulu)- A Spooky Season Review I would not be surprised at all if the VFX didn’t live up to the expectations of sighted audiences. Luckily for Carved, you can have Asylum level VFX, and I’d have no idea, but I can just assume this production didn’t have the highest of budgets. that’s not to say you need a large budget, and for something like Carved, it would be hard to play broadly. Carved is a horror comedy about a mutated pumpkin that reaches its breaking point, coming alive, and murdering all those who dare to carve a pumpkin on … Continue reading Carved

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Woman Of The Hour

John Stark

Woman Of The Hour- A Spooky Season Review? As someone who can see the FYC campaigns coming my way, it dos make me wonder where Netflix is with Anna Kendrick’s directorial debut. This is something that should be in the mix, and very much has opportunities to be honored at least by various critics groups. Certainly, Anna Kendrick for a first time feature category seems like a strong contender. But, Netflix is leaning hard on Emilia Perez, The Piano Lesson, and Maria.In comparison, I’ve received FYC campaigns for everything from Sonic The Hedgehog 3, Horizon: Chapter One, to the maligned … Continue reading Woman Of The Hour

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The Last Breath

John Stark

The Last Breath- A Spooky Season Review Shark movie. It’s a shark movie. It’s not really even worth much consideration, but it does happen to be the final film featuring the late Julian Sands.It is actually an unfortunate film, since they clearly shot it not knowing, so his character is allowed to make awful life choices, and no one will remember this film. I always think about these random movies and the often thankless audio description made for them. Congrats on getting the gig, but it’s for a film most won’t like, and will fade away due to lack of … Continue reading The Last Breath

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Caddo Lake

John Stark

Caddo Lake- A Spooky Season Review M. Night Shyamalan rarely jumps on board as a producer, but when a directorial team he worked with on his Apple Plus show Servant has a great idea, the man jumps. I’ll be honest, you are in November, checking out a review of a film from October. I’m sure you’ve already seen this, but if you haven’t, it really does have this interesting twist which suffices as all the reason in the world that Shyamalan would want to produce. I actually watched this twice, because when the movie starts to shift, it is such … Continue reading Caddo Lake

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Nathan-ism

John Stark

Nathan-ism- An Important Exploration Of A Man With A Very Specific Historical Relevance Back in film school, one of the classes I had to take was tied into the Florida Film Festival, where the films at the festival were given out as products for us to essentially “street team”. I was given a documentary that Nathan-ism reminds me so much of, which was someone being captured in documentary form, and my partner and I ran a “Who Is” campaign, trying to drum up interest in our documentary. We had shirts, and we got high marks for always being present, but … Continue reading Nathan-ism

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Bagman

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Bagman- A Spooky Season Review Sam Claflin has had a weird career. It seemed like he would be positioned as one of the next big things, after landing a kush role in Catching Fire, which led to the sleeper romance hit Me Before you, but ever since he’s been on a Sam Worthington train to nowhere, with his latest film I’m not even sure getting a theatrical release from lionsgate. And I didn’t even hate this movie. They just had no faith in it. bagman means you have to accept this lore that somewhere out there is a boogeyman type … Continue reading Bagman

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Strange Darling

John Stark

Strange Darling- A Spooky Season Review It is actually funny how I’ve seen a few films this year that I adored the twists to, and I want to encourage you to experience this movie cold. All you need to know, is this movie worked on me. I was aware of the film, and its contents going in, and I found it interesting that the person doing the most press for this was Giovanni Ribisi, who isn’t in the film, nor did he direct. He’s the cinematographer, and that’s something that is often really hard to appreciate in terms of audio … Continue reading Strange Darling

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Maxxxine

John Stark

Maxxxine- A Spooky Season Review Ti West has finished the trilogy we never knew we needed. Honestly, I’m not even sure need is the right word, though I’m aware people love Pearl and X a lot more than i do, with those same fans having been hopeful Mia Goth would get an Oscar nomination for Pearl. The Oscars almost never nominate horror films, and even some of the films that might loosely qualify are pretty tame. Sure, there were nominations for The Sixth Sense, including Toni Collette, but when the Oscars were faced with watching her saw her own head … Continue reading Maxxxine

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The Small Screen Diaries- 11/16/24

John Stark

TV Shows Watched: Cobra Kai: S6E6 (Netflix) with audio description, Ghosts: S4E? (Paramount Plus) with audio description), Krapapolis: S2E? (Hulu) No Audio Description, the Day of The Jackal: S1E3 (Peacock) with audio description, Are You Smarter Than A celebrity: S1E4 (Amazon) with audio description, The Lincoln Lawyer: S3E4 (Netflix) with audio description, and Cross: S1E1 (Amazon) with audio description. Podcasts: None YouTube: Adam Does Movies (Review: Red One), Perry nimarovv (FYC: best Director predictions) Movies watched: the outrun (Screener) no audio description, but hoping to hear back… might watch again? And also Family Pack (Netflix) with audio description, despite that … Continue reading The Small Screen Diaries- 11/16/24

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The Small Screen Diaries- 11/15/24

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TV News: I did learn that at some point along the way FOX picked up Universal Basic Guys for another season. I know they’re toying with the idea of pulling their anchors and sending them to streamers, so the Simpsons would create original episodes for Disney Plus, Family Guy for Hulu, and I don’t know what they would do with bob’s Burgers. Probably also Hulu. But, do they think a sustainable Animation Domination can be had with just Universal Basic Guys, Grimmsburg, Krapapolis, The Great North, and whatever else they come up with? The new shows haven’t been major draws. … Continue reading The Small Screen Diaries- 11/15/24

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Cuckoo

John Stark

Cuckoo (2024)- A Spooky Season review I’m not really sure I actually followed Cuckoo. I’m fascinated by it, but I’m not actually sure I know what the heck was happening all the time. That might actually be the point. A24 and Neon have been increasingly challenging their audiences by releasing artistically divine films that people are often confused by and love at the same time. Yes, some people write off these as artsy messes, and that’s to be expected. But what we’re cultivating here is original artistic expression in a way that doesn’t feel like a streaming movie of the … Continue reading Cuckoo