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Hot Frosty

John Stark

Hot Frosty (Netflix)- Will Lacey Chabert Hook Up With A Snowman Before It’s Too Late? Quick Take: Lacey Chabert brings her Christmas magic to Netflix, and Netflix is very confused. In what should have been a hilarious send up of all those basic Christmas films hallmark/Lifetime/Great American Family push out every year, it falls prey to a lack of imagination, and casting an underwhelming male lead. I know I’ve seen Dustin Milligan before, and I feel like I’m being mean, but this film required someone with actual comedic chops. Lacey Chabert and Andy Samberg, for example, would work, with a … Continue reading Hot Frosty

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective- 30th Anniversary

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective: 30th Anniversary- We Can Never Go Back Quick Take: We can never go back. In a year with Chasing Chasing Amy, and one filmmaker exploring what that problematic film meant to them, I jumped straight into this film that doesn’t hold up unless you are super transphobic and homophobic. When I was a kid and this film came out, Jim Carrey’s energy was perfect for me. There are still jokes in this film that are objectively funny. The sliding glass door sequence is funny.But, the film is mired with this twist from hell where Sean Young … Continue reading Ace Ventura: Pet Detective- 30th Anniversary

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The Commandante’s Shadow

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The Commandante’s Shadow- Profound, Heavy, and Timely, and One Of The Best Films Of 2024 Quick Take: I’m really disappointed that this documentary didn’t make the Oscar shortlist. Sometimes, documentaries are born out of a world on fire, and sometimes they are reflective of a world that was. The Commandante’s Shadow is one that takes a look at a time when the world was on fire, specifically the Holocaust, and uses the lens of generational trauma. One woman seeks to find her Jewish and German roots, as her mother survived a death camp, and did not like to talk about … Continue reading The Commandante’s Shadow

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10 Things I Hate About you: 25th Anniversary

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10 Things I Hate About You: 25th Anniversary- Julia Stiles, Heath ledger, Joseph Gordon-Levitt Quick Take: I got this once during a sale in the Apple Store, because it had audio description, and it was on sale. I’m not remotely objective here. There’s no critical consensus. I was in high school when this came out, and my nostalgia is too strong. This is a desert island movie for me, easily qualifying with a totally view count somewhere between 10-15 times in my life. I own this on DVD, but sadly, despite the medium supporting multiple audio tracks, no one was … Continue reading 10 Things I Hate About you: 25th Anniversary

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My Old Ass

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My Old Ass- If You Could Tell Your Past Self One Thing, What Would It Be? Quick Take: One of the more charming surprises of the year, this film features a simple concept, if you got really high and suddenly could communicate with your future self, what would you learn? Well, in this case, the older version (which depresses me because I’m older than her old ass) is played by Aubrey Plaza, and she just wants her past self to stay away from one guy. She can’t tell her why. But, of course… So, even though you know the trajectory, … Continue reading My Old Ass

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Color Of Night: 30th Anniversary

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Color Of Night: 30th Anniversary- I Nominate This For “So Bad It’s Good” Status Quick Take: The same year Bruce Willis made Pulp Fiction, he also pushed out this ill conceived, but somehow brilliantly terrible erotic thriller. This is one of the most entertaining terrible films I’ve ever seen. It was a first watch for me, and I’d love to open up more people to this experience. I think this is a gem waiting to be uncovered and have a new following of people who recognize it for all its awful glory. I’d say that this is the worst thing … Continue reading Color Of Night: 30th Anniversary

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In The Land Of Saints And Sinners

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In The Land Of Saints And Sinners- Liam Neeson’s Set Of Skills Wears Thin Quick Take: Even when Liam Neeson appears in an IRA drama, it still feels like one of those films that has its roots all the way back to a time when he was given a particular set of skills. At this point, Neeson has to avoid action movies altogether, and would be best served in a limited series of some kind, or cast completely against type in kids or comedy films. A nice romance perhaps. But, he’s still being thrown these scripts that go nowhere and … Continue reading In The Land Of Saints And Sinners

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Harold And The Purple Crayon

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Not the most obvious choice for a film adaptation, but I liked it. It takes Harold out of the book and sends him on a journey to find his creator (the author of the book), along with his friends from the book, and his purple crayon. It smartly casts Zachary Levi, who is great at playing a manchild, and puts him opposite Zooey Deschanel, who is excellent at dealing with manchildren. Like Elf, which she starred in, she’s the voice of reason as Harold brings this new perspective. This was an utter failure, and it seems like everyone disliked this, … Continue reading Harold And The Purple Crayon

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Always: 35th Anniversary

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Always: 35th Anniversary- The Often Never Mentioned Steven Spielberg Film Quick Take: When tackling movies with audio descriptions that were in an anniversary year, I took this opportunity to get one film closer to having seen Spielberg’s entire filmography. I’m really close now, and basically the remaining ones are films people try to ignore. I’ve seen all his heavy hitters. Always is definitely at the bottom of his list, or near it, depending on your taste, which is sad because it is also the final film for Audrey Hepburn. For that reason alone, I enjoyed it. She doesn’t have a … Continue reading Always: 35th Anniversary

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Timecut

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TimeCut (Netflix)- Didn’t I See This Movie Already? Last Year? Quick Take: Last year, Amazon released Totally Killer, which saw Kiernan Shirpka travel back in time to save her mom from a serial killer. Netflix took that plot, and made it more confounding. Based on the dates given, this doesn’t make any sense. Bailee Madison now has to travel back, to save her sister, who was murdered 20 ears ago. but, she’s a teenager now, so like… her sister would be how old? I kept trying to pick up what this movie was putting down, and the random time travel … Continue reading Timecut

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Janet Planet

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Janet Planet- A24’s Spin On Coming Of Age Movies Quick Take: A24 gravitates toward movies that that take often typical concepts and present them in atypical fashion. Case in point, Annie Baker’s feature directorial debut Janet Planet, which evokes a similar style of last year’s Are You There God, It’s Me Margaret?, which was well received already. Toss that into a blender, with a dash of and a dash of a more complicated mother/daughter dynamic like in something like Anywhere But Here or 13, and you have the groundwork for this three act story. What looks like a coming of … Continue reading Janet Planet

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My Favorite Martian: 25th Anniversary

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My Favorite Martian: 25th Anniversary- Does It Hold Up? Did It Ever? Quick Take: So, I only have passing knowledge of the TV show, and this was my first time watching this. Not every movie stands the test of time, and much like the 90’s adaptation of Leave it To Beaver, I’m pretty sure this has been buried. I’m surprised it had audio description on Disney Plus. The cast is intriguing, ranging from Jeff Daniel’s and Christopher Llloyd to Elizabeth Hurley and Wallace Shawn. Did it stand the test of time? Honestly, if this was the 10th Anniversary, I’d answer … Continue reading My Favorite Martian: 25th Anniversary

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Entrapment: 25th Anniversary

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Entrapment: 25th Anniversary- The Film Sean Connery Made Instead Of The Matrix  Quick Take: Entrapment isn’t a groundbreaking piece of cinema, but it is a fairly entertaining film from a very strong year full of movies. Sean Connery plays an experienced thief who is either being taken as a mark by Catherine Zeta-Jones, or she is actually a real thief herself, and her job is the cover. A game of cat and mouse is afoot, and for good measure, there’s a little bit of sexual tension between the generationally different leads, but it isn’t driving the story. In 1999, … Continue reading Entrapment: 25th Anniversary

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Friday Night Lights: 20th Anniversary

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Friday Night Lights: 20th Anniversary- Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose Quick Take: Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose. It started first with a book, which was then adapted into a film by Peter Berg, which later became the acclaimed TV series. They are now looking at reviving the series, proving how the story of these players, and their never give up attitude has resonated all these years. Here, Billy Bob Thornton is joined by future series lead Connie Britton, as well as up and coming talent like jay Hernandez, Derek Luke, and Lucas Black, as well as Tim McGraw. … Continue reading Friday Night Lights: 20th Anniversary

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All Dogs Go To Heaven: 35th Anniversary

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All Dogs Go To Heaven: 35th Anniversary- A Don Bluth Classic Quick Take: Kids these days. I really hope that cinematically minded parents are showing their children at least one Don Bluth classic. He brought so much to Animation, and if it wasn’t for him proving there could be viable competition for Disney, I’m not sure anyone else would have tried. This is one of my favorites from my childhood, and revisiting it was such a trip down memory lane. The track Amazon has is TTS, but now that they own MGM, they could always redo it. Burt Reynolds plays … Continue reading All Dogs Go To Heaven: 35th Anniversary