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Secret Headquarters

John Stark

Where I Watched It: Paramount Plus English Audio Description?: Yes So, what’s up with this new family film with this dull title? Well, it’s just something to put there. I don’t think they really had any idea as to what to call this film. Back in the 90’s, when live action kids films were hitting theatres almost every week, I’m sure this would have gone theatrical. But nowadays, most films like this don’t. Kids have no reason to come out for this if they can see Spider-man, and despite having Owen Wilson play a generic superhero, this film wouldn’t get … Continue reading Secret Headquarters

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Marry Me

John Stark

Starring: Jennifer Lopez, Owen Wilson, Sarah Silverman, Chloe Coleman, and Malian. Directed By Kat Corio Where I Watched It: Peacock English Audio Description Available: Read to find out. The Plot: in a departure, Jennifer Lopez tackles the polar opposite role of Kat, a pop singer, who has made some terrible love life choices, and is currently set to marry another fellow Latin artist (Maluna) in concert, in front of their fans, until news breaks that he cheated on her. So, she calls an audible and proposes to a random person in the audience, a math teacher (Wilson), a divorced single … Continue reading Marry Me

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The French Dispatch

John Stark

Starring: Benecio Del Toro, Bill Murray, Adrien Brody, Tulsa Swinton, Frances McDormand, Timothee Chalamet, Edward Norton, Bob Balaban, Henry Winkler, Jeffrey Wright, Saorise Ronan, Owen Wilson, Lois Smith, Tony Revolutions, Anjelica Bette Fellini, Willem Dafoe, Christopher Waltz, Anjelica Huston, Liev Schrieber, Lea Seymour, Alex Lawther, Rupert Friend, Griffin Dunne, Fisher Stevens, and Jason Schwartzman. Directed By Wes Anderson Where I Watched It: Apple (VOD) English Audio Description Available?: Yes The Plot:Follows three different journalistic accounts told by reporters of the fictitious French Dispatch of the Kansas Evening Sun, an American outpost set in a fictional city in France. Truly, this … Continue reading The French Dispatch

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Zoolander 2

John Stark

Starring: Way more people than this film deserves. Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Will Ferrell, Kristin Wiig, Penelope Cruz, Justin Bieber, Justin Theroux, Billy Zane, Kyle Mooney, Kiefer Sutherland, Fred Armisen, Benedict Cumberbatch, Sting, and just a shitload of celebrity cameos from Anna Wintour to Katy Perry. Seriously, everyone in Hollywood is in this fucking movie.
Directed By: Ben Stiller
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