Real talk. Sometimes, I get too depressed to actually write a review. Instead, here’s what I’ve seen so far, and where I stand on each film. To give myself some flexibility, this is not ranked, but rather in the order I’ve seen them in. instead of Fresh/Rotten, since I have not officially reviewed every film on this list, We’re going to go a bit less formal with recommend or not, and whether I’m aware of audio description, or any other valuable notes.
we Bury The Dead- Soft Recommendation- AD in theaters, now impossible to find.
Obex-Soft Recommend- No Audio description
Sleepwalker- Soft Recommend- No Audio Description (possibly Hayden Panetierre’s last film)
People We Meet On Vacation- Soft Recommend- Audio Description on Netflix
World breaker- Soft Recommend- No Audio Description
Night Patrol- Soft Not Recommend- Audio Description
Shuffle- Recommend- No Audio Description (Documentary)
Good Luck have Fun Don’t Die- Strong recommend Audio Description- Watched Twice
Pike River- Soft Recommend- No Audio Description
The Rip- Soft Not Recommend- Audio Description on Netflix
How To lose A Popularity Contest- Soft Recommend- No Audio Description
Cosmic Princess Katamari- Soft Not Recommend- No Audio Description
Mother Of Flies- Not Recommended- No Audio Description
Starman- Recommend- No Audio Description (Documentary)
The Wrecking Crew- Not Recommended- Audio Description on Amazon
33 Photos From The Ghetto- Recommend- No Audio Description (Documentary)
Mel brooks: The 99 year Old Man- Strong Recommend- Audio Description (Documentary)
Jimpa- recommend- Audio description
By design- Soft Recommend- No Audio Description
Queen Of Chess- Recommend- Audio Description on Netflix (Documentary)
Relationship Goals- Soft Not Recommend- Audio Description on Amazon
Love Me Love me- Not Recommended- Audio Description on Amazon
Joe’s College Road Trip- Not Recommended- Audio Description on Netflix
Andre is An Idiot- Strong Recommend- No Audio Description (Documentary)
Honey Bunch- Recommend- AUdio Description (Watched Twice)
Dreams- Strong Not Recommend- No Audio Description
Miracle: The boys Of 80- Recommend- Audio Description on Netflix- Documentary
Proud Princess- Soft Not Recommend- no Audio Description
Kings Of Venice- Recommend- No Audio Description- Documentary
Fuck Valentine’s Day- Not Recommended- Audio Description
I’m Chevy chase and You’re Not- Soft Recommend- No Audio description- Documentary
The Bluff- Not Recommended- Audio Description on Amazon
Man On The Run- Recommended- Audio Description on Amazon- Documentary
in The Blink Of An Eye- very Strong not Recommend- Audio Description
War Machine- Recommend- Netflix with Audio Description
Mr Burton- Strong Recommend- Audio Description
Melania- Very Strong Not Recommend- Amazon with Audio Description- Documentary
Mermaid (the LGBTQ one)- Recommend- No Audio Description
Fukushima A Nuclear Nightmare- recommend- Audio Description- documentary
The containment- Not Recommended- No Audio Description
inside The Manosphere- Soft not Recommend- Netflix with Audio Description- Documentary
This Is not A Test- Not Recommended- Audio Description
The Serpent’s Kiss- Recommend- No Audio Description
One Mile: chapter 1- Soft Recommend- Audio description
Rise of the Red Hot Chili Peppers- Soft Recommend- Audio Description on Netflix- Documentary
Do Not Enter- Soft recommend- Audio Description
Mermaid (horror version)- Soft Not Recommend- No Audio Description
Mercy- Soft Not Recommend- Audio Description
The Plastic Detox- Soft Not Recommend- Netflix with Audio Description- Documentary
Your Attention Please- Very Strong recommend- No Audio Description- Documentary
Forbidden Fruits- recommend- Audio Description
I swear- very Strong Recommend- Audio Description
Pretty Lethal- Soft Recommend- Audio Description on Amazon
Project Hail MAry- Very Strog Recommend- Audio Description (Watched Twice)
hamlet- Soft Recommend- Audio Description only in theaters
Primate- Recommend- Audio Description
Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice- Not Recommended- Audio Description
The Ascent- Recommend- No Audio Description- Documentary
Faces Of Death- Not Recommended- Audio Description
28 years Later: The Bone Temple- Recommend- Audio Description
crime 101- Soft Not Recommend- Audio description
One Mile: Chapter 2- Soft not Recommend- Audio Description
Clicka- Strong not recommend- Audio Description
The mortuary Assistant- not Recommended- No Audio Description
Screams from The Tower- Soft Recommend- No Audio Description
Outcome- Strong not Recommend- Audio Description
Everyone is Lying To you For Money- Strong Recommend- No Audio Description- Documentary
Thrash- very Strong not Recommend- Audio Description on Netflix
Balls Up- Soft Recommend- Audio Description on Amazon
Roommates- Soft Not Recommend- Audio Description
#SkyKing- Recommend- Audio Description- Documentary
Greenland 2- Not Recommended- Audio Description
A Gorilla Story- Soft Recommend- Audio Description on Netflix- Documentary
Orangutan- Soft Recommend- Audio description on Disney Plus
The Strangers Chapter 3- Very Strong Not Recommend- Audio Description
Dolly- Soft not Recommend- Audio Description
Apex- Soft Recommend- Audio Description on Netflix
Scream 7- not Recommended- Audio Description
Lone Wolves- Recommend- Audio description
No One Cares About crazy People- Strong Recommend- Audio Description- Documentary
Swapped- Strong Recommend- Audio Description on Netflix
Disposable Humanity- very Strong recommendation- Audio description
Espina- Recommend- Audio Description
Dream Touch Believe- Soft Recommend- Audio description- Documentary
Heavy Healing- Recommend- Audio Description- Documentary
Seven Snipers- Soft Recommend- No Audio Description
Strange Journey- Soft Recommend- No Audio Description- Documentary
the Python Hunt- Soft not Recommend- No audio Description- Documentary
Wuthering heights- Soft Not recommend- Audio description
Shelter- Soft Not Recommend- Audio description
The Devil Wears Prada 2- Recommend- Audio Description
Midwinter Break- Soft Recommend- Audio Description
labyrinth- Recommend- No Audio Description
remarkably Bright creatures- Recommend-Audio description on netflix
Send Help- recommend-Audio Description
Life hack- Recommend- Audio Description (Watched Twice)
An Autumn Summer- Soft not Recommend- no Audio Description
Broad Trip- Not Recommended- Audio Description
Untitled Home Invasion romance- Recomended- Audio Description- (Watched Twice)
Blue Film- very Strong Recommendation- No audio Description- currently #1 Film Of the year for me
The Wizard Of The Kremlin- Soft Not Recommendation- No Audio Description
Tuner- Very Strong Recommend- Aduio Description
Linda Perry: let it Die Here- Strong Recommend- No Audio Description- Documentary
Searching For Drug Peace-Strong recommend- no Audio Description- Documentary
the Midway Point- Soft Not Recommend- No Audio Description
Marty: Life’s too Short- very Strong Recommend- Audio Description on Netflix
Slanted- Not Recommended- No Audio Description
The AI doc or How I became an Apocaoptamist- Soft Recommend- Audio Description
A mosquito In the ear- Strong Recommend- No Audio Description
Jack Ryan: Ghost war- Recomend- Audio Description
GOAT- Soft Not Recommend- Audio Description
Sachharine- recommend-Audio Description
whistle- Soft Not Recommend- Audio Description
The Bride- Soft Not Recommend- Audio description (Watched Twice)
Ladies First- Strong Not recommend- Audio Description on Netflix
Nirvana The band The Show The movie- Recommend- Audio Description (watched Twice)
American Zoo- Recommend- No Audio Description- Documentary
The Crash- Soft Not Recommend- Audio Description on Netflix
Stealing Magic- Strong recommend- No Audio Descritpion- Documentary
reminders Of Him- Not Recmmended- Audio Description
The Moment-Not Recommended- Audio Description
Propeller One Way Night Coach- Soft not Recommend- Audio Description
Machina- Soft not recommend- No Audio Description- Documentary
Miss you Love You- Very Strong Recommend- audio Description- (Watched Twice)
Crystal Cross- Recommend- No Audio Description
Valentina- Recommend- No Audio Description
Psycho killer- Strong Not recommend- Audio description- (watched Twice)
Blood and Guts- Strong Recommend- No Audio Description- Documentary
Rocket Girl- Recommend- No Audio Description
The A Word: the Future Of Aging- Recommend- No Audio Description- Documentary
AI It will Probably Be fine- Strong recommend- No Audio Description- Docuemntary
Hoppers- Recommend- Audio Description
Snake Oil Song- Not Recommended- No Audio Description
Lorne- Soft Recommend- Audio Description- documentary
Office Romance- Not Recommended- Audio Description on Netflix
The Marked Woman- Soft Not Recommend- Audio Description on Netflix
The POW POW fish- not Recommended- No audio Description
Solo Mio- recommend- Audio Description
Finnegan’s foursome- Soft recommend- No Audio Description
Something You Should Know- Soft Recommend- No Audio Description
Super Mario Galaxy- Soft Recommend- Audio Description
Groundswell- Soft Recommend- Audio Description- Documentary
they Will Kill You- Recommend- Audio Description
Chum- very Strong Not Recommend- Audio Description
Find Your Friends- Soft Not Recommend- No Audio description
Mile end Kicks- Strong Recommend- Watched Twice
Voicemails For Isabelle- Recommend- Audio Description
Maddie’s Secret- Soft Recommend- No Audio Description
Mortal Kombat 2- Recommend- Audio Description
Never Change- Not Recommend- Audio Description
the Get Out- Soft recommend- no Audio Description
color book- Strong Recommend
How To Make A Killing- Soft Recommend- Audio Description
Omaha- Soft recommend- No audio description
Michael- Soft Recommend- Audio Description- Watched Twice
The Dreadful- Not Recommended- Audio Description
Power ballad- Strong Recommend- Audio Description
Atropia- Soft Recommend- No Audio Description
Chapter 51- Soft recommend- No Audio Description
The Sheep Detectives- Strong Recommend- AAudio Description- Watched Twice
In The Hand Of Dante- Strong Not Recommend- Audio Description on Netflix
voices Of Our mother- Soft Not Recommend- No Audio Description
Undertone- Not Recommend- Audio description
Strung- Strong Not Recommend- Audio Description
Our Hero Balthazar- Recommend- No audio Description
I Love Boosters- very Strong Recommend
Little Brother- Not Recommended- Audio Description on Netflix
95 Pounds Of Dynamite- Recommend- Audio Description
Toy Story 5- Strong Recommend- Audio Description
Obsession- Very Strong Recommend- Audio Description
Enolah Holmes 3- Soft Recommend- Audio Description
Lee Cronin’s The Mummy- Soft Not Recommend- Audio Description
Gale Daughtry and the celebrity Sex Pass- Recommend- Audio Description
Over Your Dead Body- Soft Recommend- Audio Description
Affection- Soft Recommend- No Audio Description
Pizza Movie- Soft Recommend- No Audio description
Protector- Soft Not Recommend- No Audio Description
Wasteman- Soft Recommend- Audio Description
Summer Sparks- Not Recommended- Audio Description?
Tow- Recommended- No Audio Description
Ready Or not 2- Recommended- Audio Description
Camp- Recommended- No Audio Description
the Floatrs- Recommended- no Audio Description
Epic: Elvis Presley In concert- Recommend- Audio Description- Documentary
Test- Strong Recommend- No Audio Description
The birthday Party- Soft Not Recommend- No Audio Description
The Highest Stakes- soft not Recommend- Audio Descritpion
Middle Life- Soft Recommend- No Audio Description
Heartstopper Forever- Soft Recommend- Audio description
Is God is- Strong Recommend- Audio Description
The Snare- Recommend- No Audio Description
The Odyssey- very Strong Recommend- Audio Description
They Fight- Recommend- Audio Description
Marc By Sofia- Soft Not Recommend- No Audio description
Backrooms- Very Strong Recommend- Audio Description
Cold Storage- Soft not Recommend- Audio Description
Hokum- Recommend- Audio Description
23,000 Lives- Recommend- Audio Description
Masters Of The Universe- Recommend- Audio Description
Nothing To lose- Recommend- Audio Description
72 Hours- Not Recommended- Audio Description
Pressure- Recommended- Audio Description- Watched Twice
The Dink- Recommend- Audio Description
Sniper: no nation- Not Recommend- Audio Description
Avatar Ang: The Last Airbender- Recommend- Audio Description
Drivers Ed- Recommend- Audio Description
The Devil’s Mouth- Strong Not Recommend- Audio Description
Union county- Strong recommend- No Audio Description
The Drama- Strong Recommend- Audio Description
There’s No Place like Home Snoopy- Soft Recommend- Audio description
Descendants: Wicked Wonderland- Soft Not recommend- No Audio Description
Nightborn- Soft Recommend- No Audio Description
i can Only Imagine 2- Soft Recommend- Audio Description
In the Gray- Not Recommended- Audio Description
Stop That train- strong Recommend- Audio Description
Scary Movie- not Recommended- Audio Description
Big Chicken- Soft Recommend- Audio Description- Documentary
The Last House- Not Recommended- Audio Description
Nimrods- Recommended- Audio Description?
The Magic Far Away Tree- Recommend- Audio Description only in theaters
The Invite- Strong Recommend- Audio Description
Night Nurse- Soft Not Recommend- No Audio Description
Don’tSay Good Luck- Strong recommend-Audio description
My Movie Starring Paul Dano- soft Not Recommned- No Audio Description
Teenage Sex and Death at camp Miasma- Strong recommend- Audio Description
camp Rock 3- Soft Not Recommend- No Audio Description
The last Sunday of high School- Soft Recommend- No Audio Descriptioon
Girls Like girls- Recommend- Audio Description
Bus Boys- Very Strong not recommend- No Audio Description
The Sun Never Sets- Soft Not Recommend- Audio Description
Normal- Soft Not Recommned- No Audio Description
Passenger- Not Recommend- Audio Description
Freefall- Recommend- Audio Description- Documentary
The Christopher’s- Recommend- Audio Descrption
Mother Mary- Not Recommended- Audio Description (Watched Twice)
Hellcat- Soft Recommend- No Audio Description
Buddy- Strong Recommend- Audio Description
The Whisper Man- Soft Recommend- Audio Description
The Incomer- Strong Recommend- No Audio Description
The Furious- Recommend- Audio Description
The Last Sunrise- Soft not Recommend- Audio description t
Hey the Runner- very strong Not Recommend- Audio Description
Fuse- Soft Not recommend- Audio Description
Mayday- Strong Recommend- Audio Description
First They came For My College- Very Strong Recommend- No Audio description
Travis Barker Louder Than Fear- Strong Recommend- Audio Description- documentary
The Weight- Soft Recommend- AD in Theaters
Teenage wasteland- Soft Recommend- AD- Docuentary
Why Did I Get MArried Again- Soft Recommend- Audio Descrption
Disclosure day- Recommend- Audio Description The M
andalorian and Grogu- Recommmend- Audio Description The Deputy-
Soft Not Recommend- No Audio Description S
Supergirl- Soft Not recommend- Audio Description
Desert Warrior- Strong Not Recommend- No Audio Description
Mr T I Pity the Fool- Recommend- Audio description- Doc
Where did The Adults Go- Recommend- Audio Description
You Me and Tuscany- Soft Recommend- Audio description
A Prayer For Th Dying- Soft Not Recommend- No AD
Funny Money- Soft Recommend- No AD- Doc
vest Of the Best- Recommend- Audio Description
Young Washington- Soft Not Recommend- Audio Description
Minions and Monstrs- Soft Recommend- Audio Description
The Love hypothesis- Soft Recommend- Audio Description
Unabomber- Soft Not Recommmend- Audio Description L
Evieeevitticuus- Soft not recommend- Audio Description
The Stunt driver— Recommend- Audio Description C
Ontendentenders- Recommend- No A
D- Doc
Dolph Unbreakabe- Recommend- No AD- Doc
Bloody tennis- Soft Not Recommend- No AD
Jackass Bst and Last- not Recommend- Audio Description
Run Hide Fiht infidels- Very Strong Not recommend- No Audio Description
deep Water- Not Recommend- No AD
Tiny fugitives- Recomend- No AD
citizen vigilante- very Strong No Recomend- No AD
Norma and the Devil- Strong Recommend- No AD- Doc
Doing Life- Soft Recommend- AD
Soulmate- Soft Not Reocmmend- No AD
The Road between us- Soft Recommend- Audio description
Lady- Strong Recomend- No AD
Pinocchio Unstrung- Soft Not Recommend- No AD
Ballroom- Soft Not Recommend- No AD yet
Idiots- Soft Not Recomend- Audio description
Who Is MArtin Mull- Strong recommend- Audio DescriptionSpider-Man B
Spider Man Brand new Day- Strong Recommend- Audio Description
Animals- Soft Not Recommend- AD
Playing With Fire- Soft Recommend- No AD- Doc
Matchbox- Not Recommend- AD
RL Stine’s Pumpkinhead 2- Soft Not Recommend- No AD
And I quit.
