Disclaimer: I’m a blind film critic. This film does have available audio description. If you do not know the answer to “who lives in a pineapple under the sea” by now, get out of here. This film is not for you. It unabashedly won’t even try to be for you. I’m not even sure who this is for anymore, as SpongeBob has been around so long, you could see a theater full of families, but also a bunch of thirtysomethings without kids who grew up with the franchise, and have never let go. He now transcends simple branding as just … Continue reading The SpongeBob Movie: Search For SquarePants

Disclaimer: I’m a blind film critic. I watch films with audio description, and this film had audio description on Amazon. This movie made me want to watch Cutthroat Island again. Take that for what you will.The 1995 flop that starred Geena Davis didn’t seem like the worst thing in the world when I saw it at age 12, but then again, neither did Waterworld. Now those cheesy remnants of the 1990’s are on a very different level.In 2026, Amazon tried to do what seems like a perpetually futile and stupid gesture and make a pirate film. You would think that … Continue reading The Bluff

I wanted to have something positive, and apolitical here up at the top today, so even though I don’t cover Industry, HBO did renew the series for a fifth and final season. TV Shows Watched: The Traitors: 04E11 (Peacock) with audio description, Bridgerton: S4E6 (Netflix) with audio description, School Spirits: S3E2 (Paramount Plus) with audio description, the Mighty Nine: S1E3 (Amazon) with audio description, The Greatest Average American: S1E1 (Disney Plus) with audio description, The Masked Singer: S14E7 (Disney Plus) no audio description the Traitors- No spoilers. None. I’m glad who won, won. That is all. I shall not reveal … Continue reading The Small Screen Diaries: 02/27/26

Disclaimer: I’m a blind film critic. I’m unaware of this film having an audio description track. There’s something about timing in terms of films, for better or worse. It’s why One Battle After Another feels so incendiary, or why the financial struggles of Roofman ring true, and even why perhaps so much attention is given to films and television shows still trying to stand from that diversity, equity, and inclusivity are good things, not bad. Politically, a lot of attention has been drawn to illegal immigration, which makes director Michael Franco’s latest work get the sense that it should be … Continue reading Going In Blind: Dreams

The PAramount/Warner Bros merger is a travesty. Ideally, WBD would just stay their own company, but any corporate consolidation should give us pause, but when David Ellison is able to purchase to media corporations in a calendar year, perhaps more people should be concerned with the how and why. This would give Paramount control of not just a wide array of franchises, from Harry Potter, Game Of Thrones, DC, Looney Tunes, Scooby Doo, and decades of classic Warner Bros films, but also control over Warner’s cable channels and brands like Cartoon Network (Paramount already owns Nickelodeon), CNN (Paramount already owns … Continue reading The Small Screen Diaries: 02/26/25

TV Shows Watched: Pluribus: S1E5 (Apple) with audio description, Percy Jackson: S2E6 (Disney plus) with audio description, The Abandons: S1E? (Netflix) with audio description, Has been hotel: S2E5 (Amazon) with audio description, and Bel Air: S4E1 (Peacock) with audio description Pluribus- Our feelings haven’t changed for you Carol. We just need a little space. An interesting episode as carol perhaps gets what she wants, but also is conflicted in her realization that she does still need contact, and can’t actually do everything herself. The mystery deepens when she finds a powder they drink, though, part of me wonders what this … Continue reading The Small Screen Diaries: 02/26/26

TV Shows Watched: American Idol: S24E5 (Disney Plus) no audio description, Tomb Raider: S2E? (Netflix) with audio description, I Love LA: S1E7 (HBO MAX) with audio description, Crutch: S1E5 (Paramount Plus) with audio description, Cross: S2E1 (Amazon) with audio description, and Last Week tonight: S13E2 (HBO) no audio description yet American Idol- Some of the judges comments never make any sense. I think they are edited from things they say throughout the day, and someone sits in an editing bay splicing things together. I’ve heard this before, when it was on FOX. There was a contestant who only made it … Continue reading The Small Screen Diaries: 02/24/26

Hot Take: And this works for both sides, so they can do it no matter who is delivering it. But, why doesn’t a network offer counterprogramming like the Puppy Bowl to the State Of The Union. “Did you watch the orange guy give the StateOf The Union?” No, but I did watch an orange tabby cat lick himself on the State Of The Mew-union.” I’m just pitching pure Gold here. TV Shows Watched: A Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms: S1E6 (HBO MAX) with audio description, Agatha Christie’s Seven Dials: S1E3 (Netflix) with audio description, High Potential: S2E11 (Disney Plus) with … Continue reading The Small Screen Diaries: 02/23/26

What if I told you there was a film at Slamdance right now that followed a traditional structure of showing kids congregating at a competition, as if they were in a Spelling Bee, or the teens featured in the Apple documentaries Boys State and Girls State. even though that film may hold a common thread, making you feel like you’ve seen it before in something like Spellbound, the aforementioned Spelling Bee documentary. This new one has a different kind of competition, and different competitors. In play here are blind kids, and they are here to prove their proficiency at Braille, … Continue reading Brailled It

TV Shows Watched: Wondla: S3E1 (Apple) with audio description, his and Hers: S1E4 (Netflix) with audio description, All Her Fault: S1E6 (Peacock) with audio description, Star Search: S1E? (Netflix) with audio description, Have I Got News For You: Most Recent (HBo MAX) no audio description, Landman: S2E6 (Paramount Plus) with audio description, A Man On The Inside: S2E10 (Netflix) with audio description Wondla- A few shows I didn’t jump into right away as they were entering their final seasons, so I’m just starting Wondla, and will soon add Chaos Theory and Bel Air. i didn’t forget them, there just was … Continue reading The Small Screen Diaries: 02/22/26

I often jump into a film or series after the passing of an actor, actress, or director whose work I enjoyed. With the passing of James Van Der Beek, my list was obvious. if I’m revisiting a television series, it has to be Dawson’s creek. if it’s a film, Varsity Blues. As a child of the 90’s, meaning that for the entire decade, I was in school, this film hit right during my high school years. It also landed in 1999, which is often regarded as one of the best years ever for film. It certainly was for teen movies, … Continue reading Varsity Blues

If you want to feel insane, just totally insane, because no one thinks about anything anymore, I invite you to celebrate Alan Cumming day. it’s a very special day where Alan Cumming will be on your TV, hosting two different awards ceremonies, at the same time. I won’t tell you how, because the answer is far more boring, but lets just say he’s the host of the Movies For Grown Ups awards which airs at 7PM EST tonight on pBS, and also the BAFTA Awards, which air on E! At 8PM. Don’t question it. the man played Nightcrawler, let that … Continue reading The Small Screen Diaries: 02/21/26

Disclaimer: I’m a blind film critic. This indie animation does not have audio description. Stop me if you’ve heard the story of a Princess whose marriage is expected to save a kingdom, but instead of being married to a pompous prince, we follow a lowly common man whose destiny is to save the princess, and save the world. I did walk into Proud Princess with eternal optimism. Often I just need something to fight for, something to make me go to bat for and say watch it, give it a chance, or if it comes your way you could do … Continue reading Going In Blind: Proud Princess

For those who read me, make sure to check out the latest episode of The Dark Room podcast. Alex and lee are doing their third annual Oscars roundtable, with AD talent from five of the 10 Best Picture nominees, including One Battle after Another, Sinners, Marty Supreme, Frankenstein, and Train Dreams. Two nominees this year have no audio description, so they were represented by silence. The other three, F1, Bugonia, and Hamnet need to get their shit together. TV Shows Watched: The Traitors: S4E10 (Peacock) with audio description, Strip Law: S1E1 (Netflix) with audio description, DMV: S1E5 (Paramount Plus) with … Continue reading The Small Screen Diaries: 02/20/26

Disclaimer: I’m a blind film critic, and I typically watch films with audio description. While it is possible Tender mercies has an audio description track, at the time of robert Duvall’s passsing, it was not readily accessible. the passing of Robert Duvall, who passed away on February 15th, 2026 at the age of 95, made me need to revisit something of his. In that futile and stupid gesture, I realized that I somehow had never experienced his Oscar winning turn in Tender Mercies. While I could have revisited a range of films including the Godfather, Apocalypse Now, A civil Action, … Continue reading Going In Blind: Tender Mercies