The Terminator

Starring: Linda Hamilton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Michael Biehn, Lance Henriksen, Paul Winfield, and Bill Paxton! Directed By: James Cameron Where i Watched It: Amazon English Audio Description Available?: Yes The plot: This is where it all begins. The film that started it all. A man and his vision. A dream. To find the perfect catchphrase. “I’ll Be Back”. I’d like to think that someone out there doesn’t know what a Terminator is, the existence of this film, has never heard of SkyNet, or John Connor, but I just believe you know this is the birth of the franchise that launched everything … Continue reading The Terminator

The Forever Purge

Starring: Did you come to this film for the cast? Really? Directed By: Someone who was really excited to cut their teeth on a Purge sequel. Where I Watched it: HBO MAX English Audio Description Available?: Yes Description provided By: The media Access group Narrated By: Adrienne Bardeau The Plot: A group of anthropomorphic moths must fight for survival against the deforestation of thei magical forest that gives them unusual abilities. But when a cat arrives from outer space, the logging crew finds themselves pitted against a foe they never saw coming. What Works: It’s a purge film. If you … Continue reading The Forever Purge

Choose or Die

Starring: Iola Evans, Asa Butterfield, Robert England, Angela Griffin, Ryan Gage, and Eddie Marsan. Directed By: Toby Meekins Where i Watched it: Netflix English Audio Description Available?: Yes Description Provided By: Deluxe Narration By: Ushwin Peffie Narrated By William Michael Redmond The Plot: An old school 80s 8-bit video game, apparently possessed by some form of evil, wreaks havoc on those who in 2022 still play 8-bit computer games. So, naturally our protagonist is a coder, who knows a lot about computers. As soon as she makes the choice to play, every successive choice has horrifying real world consequences. What … Continue reading Choose or Die

The Sixth Sense

Starring: Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment, Toni Collette, Olivia Williams, and Donnie Wahlberg. Directed By: M Night Shyamalan Where I Watched It: Amazon English Audio Description Available?: Yes Description Provided By: Descriptive Video Service Description Written By: Alice Austin Narrated By: Peter Hayden The Plot: Sent from another planet to eradicate all forms of human life, a young space child (Haley Joel Osment) is forced to use his Sixth Sense of telepathy in order to communicate as he was born without the power of speech. All of that changes when he meets Bobo (voiced by Bruce Willis), a talking Giraffe … Continue reading The Sixth Sense

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

Starring: Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith. And a ton of cameos ranging from The Comic Book Men, The Cast Of Clerks, Ben Affleck, Joey Lauren Adams, Shannon Elizabeth, all the way to Chris Hemsworth, Tommy Chong, and a very special guest at the end. Directed By: Kevin Smith Where i Watched It: Amazon English Audio Description Available?: Yes Narrated By: A Robot Description Provided By: A company that didn’t want to be associated with its own audio description, so it didn’t bother to attach itself in the credits. The plot: It’s been a while since we last enjoyed the adventures … Continue reading Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

The Too Muchn TV Roundup

Here’s a roundup of everything I had an opportunity to watch last week, and the top ten shows I want to talk about, or recommend the most. As a reminder, there’s far too much TV for me to watch, so I’m perpetually behind, so some newer series I haven’t even started yet because I’m still trying to clear my list. you may be further behind or ahead of me. But I promise I consume a ton of media. 1) Moon knight (Disney Plus) Audio Description Available?: Yes Once again, moon Knight tops my list of shows I feel the immediate … Continue reading The Too Muchn TV Roundup