Color Of Night: 30th Anniversary

Color Of Night: 30th Anniversary- I Nominate This For “So Bad It’s Good” Status Quick Take: The same year Bruce Willis made Pulp Fiction, he also pushed out this ill conceived, but somehow brilliantly terrible erotic thriller. This is one of the most entertaining terrible films I’ve ever seen. It was a first watch for me, and I’d love to open up more people to this experience. I think this is a gem waiting to be uncovered and have a new following of people who recognize it for all its awful glory. I’d say that this is the worst thing … Continue reading Color Of Night: 30th Anniversary

The Expendables 1-3

Where I watched Them: Digital Copies English Audio Description for The Expendables: Directors Cut: No English Audio Description For The Expendables 2 and 3 provided by Deluxe. Expendables 2 Narration by Travis Expendables 3 Narration By: Ron Snow Main Series Cast: Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Randy Couture, and Terry Crews. Additional Cast: Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mickey Rourke, Harrison Ford, Jean Claude Van Damme, chuck Norris, Ronda Rousey, Glen Powell, Antonio Banderas, Wesley Snipes, Mel Gibson, Charisma Carpenter, and Kelsey Grammer. Directors: Sylvester Stallone, Simon west, and Patrick Hughes In preparation for obviously the best film … Continue reading The Expendables 1-3

Gasoline Alley

Starring: Devon Sawwa, Luke Wilson, and Bruce Willis. Directed By: Edward Drake Where I Watched It: This film is currently available on Hulu. English Audio Description Provided By: International Digital Center Written By: Nick Schrieber Narrated By: Bill Larson The Plot: A tattoo artist (Sawa) was hanging out in a bar, which later turns out to be the final destination for four girls who are murdered inside this bar. And because he left his lighter, which he once left inside a urinal, at the bar, the cops (Wilson/Willis) have pegged this guy as the main suspect. So, he must clear … Continue reading Gasoline Alley

The Sixth Sense

Starring: Bruce Willis, Haley Joel Osment, Toni Collette, Olivia Williams, and Donnie Wahlberg. Directed By: M Night Shyamalan Where I Watched It: Amazon English Audio Description Available?: Yes Description Provided By: Descriptive Video Service Description Written By: Alice Austin Narrated By: Peter Hayden The Plot: Sent from another planet to eradicate all forms of human life, a young space child (Haley Joel Osment) is forced to use his Sixth Sense of telepathy in order to communicate as he was born without the power of speech. All of that changes when he meets Bobo (voiced by Bruce Willis), a talking Giraffe … Continue reading The Sixth Sense

Tears Of The Sun

STARRING: Bruce Willis, Monica Bellucci, Cole Hauser, Johnny Messner, Tom Skerritt, Nick Chinlund, Eamonn Walker WRITTEN BY: Alex Lasker and Patrick Cirillo DIRECTED BY: Antoine Fuqua There are war movies that document the historic battles and remind us of the times in our past that have created the present we love and know. There are other war movies that are basically just action movies masquerading as war movies. This is one of those movies. Nothing historic, just a fake battle between our American soldiers and some rebel forces, and there are some people who need some saving. Oh, and, Bruce … Continue reading Tears Of The Sun