Worst Of 2016: My Complete Picks

The Razzies of course announced their nominations also, and I don’t always agree with them. I think they target the big films, and they miss out on smaller films that are just terrible. Like, as you’ll see below, I saw 10 worse films this year (for the most part) than they saw this year. I also totally disagree with the nominations for Ben Affleck (Batman V Superman), as he was one of only two good things about that film, and Robert DeNiro (Bad Grandpa), because even if you hated that film, you have to admit he was good in it. So here are my picks (and sadly, I did not see Hilary’s America, or Fifty Shades Of Black). Keep in mind, I actually try NOT to see shitty films, yet somehow I managed to see 10 truly terrible films, three of which I gave an F to. I hate giving F’s, because to me it means the film has no redeemable quality whatsoever. No good performances. No good special effects. It means I couldn’t find a good reason for anyone to watch the film, to even score the film in the D range. So here are my picks for the worst of 2016:

WORST PICTURE (RANKED):
1) Ice Age: Collision Course
2) Gods Of Egypt
3) Skiptrace
4) Special Correspondents
5) Misconduct
6) Norm Of The North
7) Hardcore Henry
8) Batman: The Killing Joke
9) Zoolander 2
10) True Memoirs Of An International Assassin

WORST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR
1) Chadwick Boseman (Gods Of Egypt)
2) Ricky Gervais (Special Correspondents)
3) Brenton Thwaites (Gods Of Egypt)
4) Johnny Knoxville (Skiptrace)
5) Gerard Butler (Gods Of Egypt)

WORST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS
1) Alice Eve (Misconduct)
2) Ana de Armas (Hands Of Stone)
3) Kristin Wiig (Zoolander 2)
4) Sarah Gadon (Indignation)
5) Courtney Eaton (Gods Of Egypt)

WORST DIRECTION:
1) Alex Proyas (Gods Of Egypt)
2) Ricky Gervais (Special Correspondents)
3) Shintaro Shimosawa (Misconduct)
4) Renny Harlin (Skiptrace)
5) Ben Stiller (Zoolander 2)

WORST SEQUEL/SPINOFF/FRANCHISE FILM
1) Ice Age: Collision Course
2) Zoolander 2
3) Batman: The Killing Joke
4) The Huntsman: Winter’s War
5) Jason Bourne

WORST SCREENPLAY
1) The Huntsman: Winter’s War
2) Misconduct
3) Skiptrace
4) Special Correspondents
5) Gods Of Egypt

WORST VISUAL EFFECTS
1) Gods Of Egypt
2) The Huntsman: Winter’s War
3) Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
4) The 5th Wave
5) London Has Fallen

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