I got through a little more TV during Oscar week. Not much. not my usual Saturday.

6) Your honor (Paramount Plus)

English Audio Description?: No

The fact that Showtime and P+ have merged, and Showtime is changing its name to reflect that, and this fucking service has been on Paramount plus since the start of September, and they *still* refuse to upload audio description is just unfuckingbelievable to me. I’m not grading this. Paramount Plus, your treatment of the blind community is rancid dogshit.

Episode Grade: Who The Fuck Knows

I’m tired of making excuses.

5) Not Dead Yet (ABC/Hulu)

English Audio Description?: Yes

I enjoyed how quickly she wanted to get rid of the girl who died while taking a selfie at the edge of the cliff. We’ve all seen those news stories, and we assume it’s just survival of the fittest.

Episode Grade: B+

4) Truth Be Told (Apple Plus)

English Audio Description?: Yes

Things hit home for Marcus when he realizes his own child may be getting groomed by this guy that may have already killed someone like her. Now, the race against time begins!

Episode Grade: B+

3) The Legend Of VOX Machina (Amazon)

English Audio Description?: Yes

You know why this is getting a B+? Because when they reached the Sphinx and the trial was to wound this thing, I knew immediately they would have to wound it emotionally, and then I knew immediately it would be Scanlon. I was right. Great episode, but absurdly predictable.

Episode Grade: B+

2) Ghosts (CBS/Paramount Plus)

English Audio Description?: Yes

Hetty’s ex returns to cause trouble, and hopefully get out of hell. Meanwhile, jay is taking too many hits of Flower.

Episode Grade: A-

1) Poker Face (Peacock)

English Audio Description?: Yes

In what might just be the best thing Peacock has ever created, Charlie ends up working at a retirement community, where she starts to bond with two older ladies. Turns out, those two might just have killed someone in witness protection. Plot twists! I love this show, and I love that Charlie now has a friend in the FBI.

Episode Grade: A